Wednesday, July 22, 2009


I do not own gold jewelry. I don't like the way it looks, though I can't explain why.

I must sleep with my bedroom door closed.
I have an irrational fear that I'll wake up and someone will be standing in the doorway, staring at me.
(Yes, I know someone could just open the door.
Don't spoil my safety net!)

I love Saltines. More than one person should.
I eat them with butter. I acknowledge this is gross.
I don't buy Saltines because I'm worried I'll eat the whole box.
I don't buy doughnuts for the same reason.
(But I don't put butter on my doughnuts.)

1 comment:

  1. I'm with you on the gold jewelry one.